Saturday, October 19, 2024

The Seven Second Review: Signs

3 comments:

  1. Signs - the scariest dumb movie ever.

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  2. Or the dumbest scary movie ever. The humans hardly needed to do anything. Just wait for rain and the invasion would have been over.

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  3. Aliens need crop circles for navigation after crossing light years to get here. Aliens have a physiology that doesn't include water, yet chose to target a planet covered in water and harvest beings 70% water. They can build starships but not outfit their ground forces with encounter suits impervious to water. Aliens have never heard of weapons and can't get past some hastily nailed boards. Aliens cross light years to just have a short raid.

    These are some pathetic fucking aliens.

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